Because the world revolves around narcissists, your gifts should too…
Finding a gift that satisfies their unique blend of self-adoration, theatrical flair, and deep need for validation can be challenging. But fear not! I’ve curated a list of gifts guaranteed to make even the most self-obsessed narcissist say, “Wow… someone finally gets me”…
A Mirror, But Make It Dramatic
Any self loving narcissist already has a collection of mirrors. But don’t worry, they can never have too many. And in any case, you can buy them a mirror with a difference…
A mirror with LED lighting, voice activation, and a built-in compliment generator. Here’s a few ideas for the compliments…
“The fairest of them all”
“Hello gorgeous”
“Has anyone told you that you’re a gift to humanity?”
“Another flawless day, I see”
“Wow, even more amazing than yesterday”
Imagine the joy this brings them every morning.
A Custom Life-Size Portrait
Preferably painted in a style that suggests royalty, divine status, or at least the star of a Netflix series. Make sure there’s at least one dramatic spotlight in the background, and possibly a lion. Oh and remember, the portrait can never be too big.
A Mug That Says “World’s Greatest Human (According To Me)”
Let’s be honest, they’ve earned it. Well, according to them.
If they’re a covert narcissist, then they may want something more subtle. Like a mug saying, “World’s Okayest Person”. But when you pour hot liquid in, it reveals “World’s Greatest Human” on the inside. Then only they know the truth.
A Trophy With Their Name On It
They don’t care what it’s for. As long as it’s big, shiny, and has their name plastered over it. Here’s a few suggestions for their accolade…
“Best At Everything”
“Greatest In The Universe”
“Supreme Being”
“Worlds’ Most Humble”
Trust me, they will display it prominently, probably near the mirror from gift #1. Then they can watch themselves triumphantly hold it aloft.
A Digital Photo Frame Loaded With Pictures Of… Them
Family photos? Vacation memories? Nah. Just pictures of them.
Different angles, different lighting, various smouldering expressions. Maybe one picture of their partner or child, IF they’re wearing an outfit featuring their face. Or at least looking at them adoringly.
A Crown
Do I really need to explain why?
A Microphone For Everyday Conversations
Although they may be loud, they can never be too loud. Because as many people as possible should hear their pearls of wisdom.
Also a microphone helps preserve their voice so they can talk more. Then they can share even more of their knowledge with the world.
A microphone is also great for monologuing at events such as weddings, birthdays, and even funerals. And no one can take it from them, because it’s theirs.
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A Gratitude Journal
A gratitude journal pre filled with 365 entries on why the world should be grateful for their existence.
A Custom Cologne Or Perfume
You can call it “Validation By [Their Name]”…
Top notes – Desperation
Middle notes – Other peoples compliments
Bottom notes – A faint smell of BS
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