Narcissist jokes and narcissist memes

Narcissist Jokes And Narcissist Memes

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Here’s my big collection of narcissist jokes and narcissist memes. Sometimes it’s good to laugh at funny jokes about narcissists to relieve the tension!

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Meme - Day 97 Of Me Not Cutting My Hair Until The Narcissist Apologises!
Narcissism joke - "Apparently it's bad luck to marry a narcissist on Friday 13th". "Just like any other day then!"
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Narcissist Joke - The narcissist was so competitive that when I said I had tendonitis, they had elevendonitis!

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Joke - How many narcissists to fit a lightbulb? None. They prefer to keep you in the dark!
Joke - I'm not a narcissist. But if I am, it's your fault!
Meme - Narcissist relationships aren't stressful. Jean aged 36 (old lady).
Meme - "When narcissists make beans on toast". Picture of flamboyant chef.
Joke - Did you hear about the narcissist door? It was unhinged!
Joke - Did you hear about the narcissist who went to therapy to treat a big ego? They now feel much better than you!
Meme - Two women. One saying to the other, "Maybe they didn't mean it?" Caption says "Don't be this person!"
Joke - Woman "You're gaslighting me again". Man- "You're crazy. There's no such thing as gaslighting!"
Joke - Hear about the hijacking of a plane full of narcissists? They threatened to release them if their demands weren't met!"
Meme - Hello it's the narcissist hotline. How can you help me?!
Joke - How many narcissists to change a lightbulb? One. he holds the bulb and waits for the whole world to revolve around him!
meme - I once got stuck in a lift with a narcissist. I now take steps to avoid them!
Meme - Man dressed in flamboyant suit "I used to be a narcissist. But look at me now!
Meme - I used to be jealous that Harry Potter could talk to snakes. But it turns out I've been doing it for years!
Joke - If a narcissist falls over in the woods, do they make a sound? Have you ever known a quiet narcissist?!
Joke - Narcissists don't do yoga. They bend reality!
Joke - Narcissists have their uses. They serve as bad examples!
Meme - Narcissists only care about one person, and it's not you!
Meme - Woman crying. Man says "I didn't ruin your birthday. I didn't even know it was today!"

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Joke - Some narcissists are so selfish they wear ribbed condoms inside out!
Joke - Funeral scene. Somewhere the narcissist is looking down on us... They're not dead. Just very condescending!
Joke - What did the narcissist cow say? Meee!
Joke - What do you call a narcissist panda? A bamboozler!
Joke - What do you call a narcissist with their hands over their ears? Anything you like. They can't hear you!
Joke - What do you call a narcissist without a partner? Homeless!
Joke - What does a narcissist opera singer say to warm up? Me me me me me me.
Joke - What food turns a narcissist into a monster? Wedding cake!
Joke - What is a narcissists favourite keyboard shortcut? Control you.
Joke - What is a narcissists favourite song? "You're So Vain", because they think the song is about them!
Joke - What kind of tea is difficult for narcissists to drink? Reality!
Joke - What's the difference between narcissists and terrorists? You can negotiate with terrorists!
Joke - What's the difference between a narcissist and God? God doesn't think he's a narcissist!
Joke - What['s the difference between narcissist in laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!
Joke - What's the difference between a narcissist and a savings bond? One matures and makes money!
meme - Laurel and Hardy laughing. When the narcissist says "I've changed"!
Joke - Why are narcissists always cold? Because they have so many fans!
Joke - Why are narcissists jealous of tall people? Because they sleep longer!
Joke - Why are narcissists like atoms? Because they male up everything!
Joke - Why are narcissists like maths books? Because they're both full of problems!
Meme - I see narcissists. they're everywhere
Joke - Why are narcissists vampires? Because they can't self reflect!
Joke - Why did the bull chase the narcissist? Because he saw the red flags!
Joke - Why did the narcissist buy a cinema? Because he was good at projecting!
Joke - Why did the narcissist cross the road? He didn't. You must have imagined it!
Joke - Why did the narcissist cross the road? To get to the other bride!
Joke - Why did the narcissist cross the road? He thought it was a boundary!
Why did the narcissist eat his exam paper? Because he thought it was a piece of cake!
Joke - Why did the narcissist keep ghosting? Because he thought hoovering sucked!
Joke - Why do birds follow narcissists? Because they're always dishing out bread crumbs!
Joke - Why do narcissists hate being alone? Because they're in bad company!
Joke - Why do narcissists sell antique clocks? Because they're wind up merchants!
Joke - Why do narcissists take blurry photos? Because they can only focus on themselves!
Joke - Why don't narcissists annoy skeletons? Because they can't get under their skin!
Joke - Why don't narcissists ride horses? Because horses live in stable environments!
Joke - Why is a narcissist like a software update? Because every time you see them you think "not now"!
Meme - Man "You'll never find someone like me." Woman "That's the point!"
Meme - 83.7% of narcissists make up statistics to prove their point
Joke - Gambling has actually brought our family closer. We now live in a tent!
Meme - Christmas scene. narcissist man says to crying woman "You said nothing wold please you more than a necklace. So I got you nothing.
Joke - My narcissist neighbour threw black and white paint on my lawn. I called the police, but they said they don't deal with grey areas!
Joke - Narcissists only tell the truth when they call other narcissists liars!
Joke - The narcissist bought me a shovel for Christmas. They said it was a ground breaking gift!
Joke - Fat bald narcissist man saying "I'm afraid if I work out I'll be too sexy!"
Meme - Woman vacuuming in the desert. "What it's like to help a narcissist change!"
Meme - Dr Evil doing air quotes. caption says When narcissists "change"...